Anything smaller than a C cup:
must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes. Training bras. You're 12, right?
C to D cup:
A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup:
Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
#you forgot how all smaller measurements are straight push ups
look what I found while browsing in the library
do you know what this is?
wait a sec
do you guys understand how much published fan fic this fandom has ?
and they all spell Cas, Cass.
WAIT IT GETS BETTER
like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus
Just a reminder that there are still a lot of GoT fans that haven’t read ASOIAF yet. And tonight’s episode will happen.
if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry